The roster

Programmes

Six rooms. One flagship with a full syllabus. Fees on each card are informational — there is no checkout on this site.

Dense analytics tiles arranged like a map of product behaviour

Flagship · 8 weeks

Signal Cartography

Event grammar, funnel honesty, and a runtime map your warehouse can keep. For product, data, and design leads who share one taxonomy.

From £1,840 per seat

Product team reviewing a retention curve on a shared screen

Clinic · 4 weeks

Retention Forensics

Diagnose a healthy D1 that hides a failing D30. We reconstruct the first week as a sequence of promises, not a single activation tick.

From £920 per seat · next intake listed on enquiry

Workshop discussion around printed funnel sketches

Clinic · 3 weeks

Attribution without Theatre

Share credit between paid, organic, and in-app prompts without a last-click sermon. Built for growth pairs who are tired of the model war.

From £780 per seat

A dark workstation with code and a session timeline on dual monitors

Studio · 5 weeks

Session Reconstruction

Rebuild a user’s hour from events that arrived out of order, duplicated, or missing a session id. Warehouse SQL is the native language.

From £1,150 per seat

Hands annotating an experiment readout on paper beside a laptop

Studio · 3 weeks

Experiment Readouts

Write the result of an A/B test so a sceptical PM cannot smuggle a losing variant through a “directional” slide.

From £690 per seat

Open-plan product office at dusk with screens still on

Seminar · 2 weeks

Privacy-aware Instrumentation

UK GDPR as a design constraint: what you may collect, what you should never name, and how consent changes the event graph.

From £540 per seat